Photographed by Christie Walker

Burn Baby… BURN: One. Hundred. And. Three. DEGREES. You must know that the sun is closer to Las Vegas than anywhere else in these United (Ignited?!) States. And we’re betting that everyone ‘bettor’ get some shades before they venture out on that Strip. Allow us to refrain from noting any trends here (YOU tell that guy in the neckerchief headgear his shades are too small… We’re not saying a word) but the conclusion that shades are a MUST is obvious.    
—James J. Spina