Photographed by Christie Walker

EyeWhere?: You might be wondering where in the world this batch of opti-faces fermented. It has been decided that the location remains a secret. Why? Wellllll… there’s a lot wrong here. Excepting the two delightful dames in Wayfarers there’s much eye-do here to note YOU have your work cut out for yourself. Get busy. Do NOT let a customer leave your presence or premises with sunwear at its worst. And yes SHE has on shades as well badly bound above her bangs. We’re watching.   
—James J. Spina